We meet in the most troubled of times. Whilst we all know the joys and pleasures of gliding across a dancefloor, Vino Collapso in hand, listening to live music and jiggling one's bosom's in the direction of the admiring glances of many a Duke and Prince, this darned virus has ripped apart not only the nation but the entire world, putting a dreadful stop to our mating season rituals; along with it halting the careers of many of our
tremendous live artists.
Practically ruining your chances of, ahem, 'getting laid' this Valentine's, should you be single; it has also left many of our readers lonely and bereft, abandoned with no hope of bringing a smile to the heart of their true love.
Well, dear gentle reader, that is where you step in...
Save the singers - save the planet, with these fabulous, personalized, sung Valentine's cards!
Choose your song, add your message, and songstress Kerri Layton will be reading them in this gossip rag fashion, and singing them before sending you, or them a private link to their card.
May I hasten to add, patience is a virtue gentle friend, so once you have ordered, you must wait for your creation to be made, and delivered on the 14th of February itself.
Be as mischievous as the wind and as cheeky as the sun on a bare bottom, and send delightful ditties to a friend, a lover, hark, why not even the delivery driver!
Yours Truly, Lady Whisteldown"
*All orders are sent on February 14th!
Following the success of the Charity Digital Musical Christmas Cards, where we raised £100 for the Hackney Foodbank (yay!) I have decided to spread a little more love and cheer this valentine with these Bridgerton inspired LOVE BOMBS in support of the charity, PDSA.
Our beloved furry companions (see my dog Memphis below) have been keeping us company this last year and I wanted to give something back to the charity PDSA to help those unable to access pet care so they can keep their furry companions in the best of health. Spreading the LOVE!
With my mischievous little secret cupid messaging service, pop the number of your desired target in the box and we will send the video to them on WhatsApp on Valentine's day (you will receive a copy also!) OR we will send it straight back to you to send on.
Think outside of the box here, who deserves a little glamour and mystery this valentine? Has your DPD driver been looking a little glum lately? Tee hee, let me pick up their spirits!
Choose your song, I will read out the message all gossip rag style and sing your chosen song before returning the link to you.
Raising funds for
In support of the PDSA
With thanks to our sponsors for the dress
Send a corporate card to thank you, clients, cheer them up and let them know how much
you love them!
Instead of buying individual cards for each person, buy ONE card which you can 'White Label' with your own branding, or send to us and we will add your logo.
Add a message, choose and song and send out to as many people you would like!
Kerri Layton is a London based Swing & Jazz Vocalist, the Vocal Priestess was a finalist in the Peter Whittingham Jazz Awards for her composition 'Lady of the Dead', which she performed to a sell-out audience at Alexandra Palace. She has performed globally for Swiss Royalty, Celebrity Clients, played Glastonbury Festival, appeared on BBC, ITV and in publications like the Daily Mirror. In 2020 she was named as one of We Are City's Inspiring Women. Proudly sponsored by Collectif Clothing, Kerri is a lover of all things Vintage and Jazz and she lives in Hackney with her dog, Memphis.